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Aug 20, 2014
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daenystormborn:

But that’s not important right now


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Aug 15, 2014
@ 12:28 am
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middle-shiner:

thelandofmaps:

Most pirated TV Shows by state (via The Washington Post) [839 x 431]CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

why are so many people pirating the big bang theory??? it’s on tbs every single day. that’s like pirating king of queens.

middle-shiner:

thelandofmaps:

Most pirated TV Shows by state (via The Washington Post) [839 x 431]
CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!
thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

why are so many people pirating the big bang theory??? it’s on tbs every single day. that’s like pirating king of queens.

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Aug 15, 2014
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fuckyeahloldemort:

WHAT THE FUCK

fuckyeahloldemort:

WHAT THE FUCK

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Aug 15, 2014
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waffle-sjunior:

I would pay whatever itunes asked for an app that recorded you and made you sound like Dennis Duffy

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Aug 15, 2014
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luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……

luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……

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Aug 15, 2014
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Aug 14, 2014
@ 11:59 pm
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spankmehardsanta:

jinglemynargles:

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nice try bing

scroogled

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Aug 14, 2014
@ 11:56 pm
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Oh baby, all I need is one more chance. Won’t you please let me back in your heart. Oh darlin’, I was blind to let you go. But now since I see you in his arms

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Aug 14, 2014
@ 11:55 pm
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Aug 14, 2014
@ 11:53 pm
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thenotreadyforprimetimeplayer:

"Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired." -Bill Murray
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thenotreadyforprimetimeplayer:

"Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired." -Bill Murray

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Aug 14, 2014
@ 11:51 pm
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crossbowsandwalkers:

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

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Aug 14, 2014
@ 11:43 pm
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For once, there’s some good news coming out of Ferguson

sassydrunkcersei:

The Highway Patrol of St. Louis has taken over for the St. Louis PD. Their captain is from Ferguson, and has been marching with the protesters. 

From Reddit’s Live Feed: http://www.reddit.com/live/tdrph3y49ftn/

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Aug 14, 2014
@ 11:31 pm
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naturepunk:

thewomanofkleenex:

thinksquad:

Amid growing criticism of the military-style equipment and tactics deployed by police in Ferguson, Missouri, a Democrat from Georgia plans to introduce the “Stop Militarizing Law Enforcement Act” in Congress next month.
Rep. Hank Johnson asked his all his colleagues Thursday to join him in supporting the bill, which he said in a letter “will end the free transfers of certain aggressive military equipment to local law enforcement and ensure that all equipment can be accounted for.”
Images of assault rifle-carrying camouflaged police riding through Ferguson on military vehicles similar to the IED-resistant equipment used by American armed forces in combat have proven to be a jolt of energy for a long-simmering debate about police militarization. In his letter to Congress, Johnson signaled that he expects his bill to break through the partisan gridlock in the House.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/evanmcsan/democratic-congressman-will-introduce-police-demilitarizatio#32tdaru

THIS IS A GOOD THING TO CALL YOUR REPS ABOUT.

History in the making.

naturepunk:

thewomanofkleenex:

thinksquad:

Amid growing criticism of the military-style equipment and tactics deployed by police in Ferguson, Missouri, a Democrat from Georgia plans to introduce the “Stop Militarizing Law Enforcement Act” in Congress next month.

Rep. Hank Johnson asked his all his colleagues Thursday to join him in supporting the bill, which he said in a letter “will end the free transfers of certain aggressive military equipment to local law enforcement and ensure that all equipment can be accounted for.”

Images of assault rifle-carrying camouflaged police riding through Ferguson on military vehicles similar to the IED-resistant equipment used by American armed forces in combat have proven to be a jolt of energy for a long-simmering debate about police militarization.
In his letter to Congress, Johnson signaled that he expects his bill to break through the partisan gridlock in the House.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/evanmcsan/democratic-congressman-will-introduce-police-demilitarizatio#32tdaru

THIS IS A GOOD THING TO CALL YOUR REPS ABOUT.

History in the making.

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Aug 14, 2014
@ 11:29 pm
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thebluelip-blondie:

zubat:

Houston Gay, a 103 year old who marched with MLK 50 years ago, at a peaceful demonstration in Ferguson.

it’s a damn shame he still gotta protest this…

thebluelip-blondie:

zubat:

Houston Gay, a 103 year old who marched with MLK 50 years ago, at a peaceful demonstration in Ferguson.

it’s a damn shame he still gotta protest this…

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Aug 12, 2014
@ 10:15 pm
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“I´m not ashamed of what I am—of how I pass through this life. What I am has given me the strength to do it. At my lowest ebb I have never contemplated suicide. I value what is here too much. I have a contribution to make. I am not just take up space in this life. I can add something to the lives I touch. I don´t like everything I know about myself, and I´ll never be satisfied, but nobody´s perfect. I’m not sure where the next years will take me —what they will hold—but I´m open to suggestions.”

Lauren Bacall (September 16, 1924 ~ August 12, 2014)

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