THIS IS IT.”
— Chelsea Peretti every time she has a minor coughing fit. (via choctawaukerman)
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There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.